Two and a Half Men S01E01 vocabulary: the 185 English words to know

462 different words in this film. Knowing the 1,000 most common English words covers about 80% of this film; the 3,000 most common, about 88%.

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Words worth learning
WordUses
milk 4
00:08:17- You drink milk? - Just with cereal.
sheet 4
00:03:31Look, you can have the guest room. I'll grab some sheets.
gay 3
00:15:11Alan, I think I'm gay.
raise 3
00:14:41I'll see $1 and raise it $5.
beep 3
00:00:20Hey, it's Charlie. Do your thing when you hear the beep.
housekeeper 3
00:10:10I'm Charlie's housekeeper.
suffocate 3
00:02:40I mean, all she kept saying was she feels suffocated, you know?
obviously 2
00:16:27I obviously can't be trusted.
grow 2
00:14:19I know I've grown.
blame 2
00:14:03I was wrong to blame you for my unhappiness.
smile 2
00:08:04What are you smiling about?
breakfast 2
00:06:08Yeah, come on, kid, we'll have breakfast out on the deck.
consider 2
00:12:52Have we even stopped to consider that?
weekend 2
00:07:27She's gonna be spending the weekend with her sister in Vegas.
apologize 2
00:14:00Alan, I really want to apologize for putting you through this.
fake 2
00:02:12Okay, Charlie, the key in the fake rock only works if it's among other rocks.
pal 2
00:12:05Hey, pal, of the two of us,
divorce 2
00:12:22to hear about your own son's divorce on the street?
ocean 2
00:05:03Will you take me swimming in the ocean?
grown 2
00:14:19I know I've grown.
useless 2
00:16:58And you're useless in it!
appointment 2
00:09:40My wife and I need to cancel our marriage counseling appointment for this afternoon.
deeply 2
00:11:53You're a deeply disturbed man, you know? Move it. Come on.
chick 2
00:16:45Most chicks won't eat veal.
basis 2
00:20:52Come on. We can't let Jake be exposed to her on any kind of ongoing basis.
explode 2
00:05:06Can we talk about it after my head stops exploding?
faithful 2
00:02:28You know, I'm a good husband. I'm faithful.
cabinet 2
00:11:38Hell, she glued the damn cabinets shut again.
disturbed 2
00:11:53You're a deeply disturbed man, you know? Move it. Come on.
glue 2
00:11:38Hell, she glued the damn cabinets shut again.
cereal 2
00:08:17- You drink milk? - Just with cereal.
bluff 2
00:15:35- I think he's got you, pal. - He's bluffing.
ongoing 2
00:20:52Come on. We can't let Jake be exposed to her on any kind of ongoing basis.
veal 2
00:16:36Dinner was swell. We both had the veal piccata and she's gay!
rigid 2
00:06:24Please, Alan. You are the most rigid, inflexible,
stairway 2
00:09:10If I was to lie, I'd say I wrote Stairway to Heaven,
inflexible 2
00:06:24Please, Alan. You are the most rigid, inflexible,
go out 2
00:00:49Okay, it's a woman I went out with once and she got a little clingy.
keep up 2
00:08:41Cute. Keep it up, you'll be on one of the cartons.
lighten up 2
00:16:51Come on, I'm just trying to get you to lighten up a little.
split up 2
00:06:50My mom and dad are splitting up.
telemarketer 2
00:00:38Damn telemarketers.
throw out 2
00:01:15My wife threw me out, and I'm kind of losing the will to live.
work out 2
00:13:20That's very considerate, but as soon as Judith and I work things out,
cry 1
00:05:46I start crying in my car.
impossible 1
00:02:24it's impossible to find when you're drunk.
queen 1
00:14:52Queens full of nines.
sake 1
00:05:58For God's sake, do you think you could put some pants on?
cute 1
00:08:41Cute. Keep it up, you'll be on one of the cartons.
wine 1
00:05:13Well, I drank a little too much wine last night.
beginning 1
00:15:05And I think we're gonna look back on this as a new beginning for our marriage.
difference 1
00:08:26- What's the difference? - That's Dairy Farm. We drink Dairy Barn.
grab 1
00:03:31Look, you can have the guest room. I'll grab some sheets.
partner 1
00:22:16life partner must be so proud.
max 1
00:03:23A couple of days max. She will come to her senses.
dirty 1
00:14:31All right, last card, down and dirty.
yep 1
00:07:02- Your mom is my grandma. - Yep.
decide 1
00:07:31So, we decided that Jake would stay with me.
apart 1
00:14:16I see now that the time apart did us both a lot of good.
destroy 1
00:02:56And Jake. This could just destroy Jake.
bunch 1
00:02:20Excuse me, but if you put the fake rock in with a bunch of other rocks,
leg 1
00:00:12Don't worry. There's not enough blood left in my legs to go anywhere.
treat 1
00:00:24Listen, you lousy S.O.B., I will not be treated like this.
warm 1
00:12:46who, let's face it, was never very warm to me.
extra 1
00:14:12Must be all the extra oxygen they pump into the casinos.
ridiculous 1
00:02:37Don't be ridiculous. Judith doesn't even like sex.
simply 1
00:20:13I'm simply staying here till Judith and I work things out.
shame 1
00:09:22- No, I'm not married. - What a shame.
pants 1
00:05:58For God's sake, do you think you could put some pants on?
sweetheart 1
00:13:25Sweetheart, grow up.
beach 1
00:04:16I drive a Jag, I live at the beach,
grandma 1
00:07:02- Your mom is my grandma. - Yep.
hardly 1
00:03:46I mean, we hardly ever talk to each other.
angel 1
00:13:02- Here's your iced tea, Grandma. - Thank you, my little angel.
concerned 1
00:14:26You were concerned about him being around my brother,
comfortable 1
00:21:51I am not comfortable with this. I mean, maybe I should go wait in the car.
guest 1
00:03:31Look, you can have the guest room. I'll grab some sheets.
base 1
00:01:11No big deal, just wanted to touch base.
cream 1
00:11:11We stopped for ice cream because I'm a babe magnet.
babe 1
00:11:11We stopped for ice cream because I'm a babe magnet.
recently 1
00:12:06I'll bet I'm the only one who's slept with a married woman recently.
model 1
00:10:15Housekeeper /actress/hand model.
insane 1
00:16:18What is wrong with you? Are you insane?
barely 1
00:06:01Look at me, Judy. I could barely make it down the stairs.
clock 1
00:19:20How am I supposed to have sex while your biological clock is going off?
familiar 1
00:21:35Sound familiar?
assume 1
00:11:21Why do you assume he learned that from me?
swim 1
00:05:03Will you take me swimming in the ocean?
ear 1
00:15:38He always pulls his ear when he bluffs.
wolf 1
00:10:19I just do this to keep the wolf from the door.
cow 1
00:21:01Piranhas can strip an entire cow in an hour.
pot 1
00:16:04- Throw $1 in the pot. - What?
maid 1
00:11:36She said she was your maid.
couch 1
00:21:21Charlie, get off the couch.
package 1
00:20:46but I figure you're a package deal.
mighty 1
00:15:42How about it, Mighty Mouse? You in?
deck 1
00:06:08Yeah, come on, kid, we'll have breakfast out on the deck.
cancel 1
00:09:40My wife and I need to cancel our marriage counseling appointment for this afternoon.
nephew 1
00:18:57Now, do you want to talk about your nephew, or do you want to have sex?
sport 1
00:07:10Hey, sport, your mom wants to say goodbye.
mouse 1
00:15:42How about it, Mighty Mouse? You in?
strip 1
00:21:01Piranhas can strip an entire cow in an hour.
lousy 1
00:00:24Listen, you lousy S.O.B., I will not be treated like this.
actress 1
00:10:15Housekeeper /actress/hand model.
yell 1
00:21:29And what did I tell you about yelling in the house?
charm 1
00:08:52We got Lucky Charms, Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes and Maple Loops.
oxygen 1
00:14:12Must be all the extra oxygen they pump into the casinos.
stretch 1
00:11:48- It's not that big a stretch. - So, this is my fault?
scale 1
00:20:08On a scale of one to two.
parent 1
00:06:57When I was your age, I could only dream about my parents splitting up.
bitter 1
00:07:05Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment.
lemon 1
00:13:05Darling, I asked for a lemon wedge.
madness 1
00:21:37You're right, this madness must end.
pump 1
00:14:12Must be all the extra oxygen they pump into the casinos.
poker 1
00:16:24How could you put Jake in a poker game with grown men?
grandson 1
00:12:41Now when I want to see my grandson
casino 1
00:14:12Must be all the extra oxygen they pump into the casinos.
senses 1
00:03:23A couple of days max. She will come to her senses.
nap 1
00:04:24and take a nap out on the sundeck.
adorable 1
00:22:11Your son is just adorable.
swell 1
00:16:36Dinner was swell. We both had the veal piccata and she's gay!
scent 1
00:10:38Your brother. He has a very musky scent.
expose 1
00:20:52Come on. We can't let Jake be exposed to her on any kind of ongoing basis.
jar 1
00:05:25You have to put $1 in the swear jar. You said "ass. "
involve 1
00:19:50asking a woman you're involved with if she wants kids?
sophisticated 1
00:03:03Teenagers are pretty sophisticated these days.
teenager 1
00:03:03Teenagers are pretty sophisticated these days.
biological 1
00:19:20How am I supposed to have sex while your biological clock is going off?
vow 1
00:02:02I mean, what was the point of our wedding vows?
whack 1
00:11:46You've met some of the whack jobs I've gone out with.
disappointment 1
00:07:05Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment.
psych 1
00:14:58Yeah. And I also know what a psych-out is.
regularly 1
00:11:43You've got somebody who comes in regularly to glue your cabinets?
mat 1
00:02:17Not sitting on your welcome mat.
shorty 1
00:08:12Who's smiling now, shorty?
privately 1
00:16:11Charlie, may I speak with you privately, please?
stool 1
00:20:24you got to have blood in your stool by now.
magnet 1
00:11:11We stopped for ice cream because I'm a babe magnet.
exploding 1
00:05:06Can we talk about it after my head stops exploding?
rainy 1
00:16:57Dark and rainy.
counseling 1
00:09:40My wife and I need to cancel our marriage counseling appointment for this afternoon.
rattle 1
00:13:16After all, I'm just rattling around in that big house all by myself.
brag 1
00:12:10And isn't that something to brag about?
pitcher 1
00:04:21I like to make myself a big pitcher of margaritas
margarita 1
00:04:21I like to make myself a big pitcher of margaritas
iced 1
00:13:02- Here's your iced tea, Grandma. - Thank you, my little angel.
considerate 1
00:13:20That's very considerate, but as soon as Judith and I work things out,
lunchtime 1
00:06:12- Okay, we'll have lunch. - It's not lunchtime.
renaissance 1
00:15:09A rebirth. A renaissance, if you will.
anal 1
00:06:27obsessive, anal-retentive man I've ever met.

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